26.10.10It's my birthday... I couldn't have remembered if it weren't for a telephone call from my parents this morning. Though they were only calling to remind me that it was Austria's national day, so I should... celebrate, as they said, and take a break from work ( Read more... )

21.10.10Congratulations to the Slytherin team for winning. Being a Ravenclaw myself back in my school year, I have to admit the match stung a bit ( Read more... )

20.10.10

Note to future Muggle Studies professors: Teaching the students how to drive Muggle vehicle is a terrible terrible idea. Yesterday... Mister Galante nearly crashed into Miss Héderváry. Luckily, I was able to stop Mister Galante's car before it made collision. The Headmistress would have my head if a student was injured under my watch ( Read more... )

[This week's cover of the popular LOL WEEKLY magazine!]

( Revenge is a bitch, Feliks. )

27.09.10

In response to the posters that my opponent has doctored, I have no comment to say other than that it is highly immature and inappropriate. It is pure propaganda, and I am embarrassed that he had to reduce to such shameless measures to win the voters' heart.

How did he even get those pictures... When did... I... Did someone... Alfred? ( Read more... )

24.09.10Mister Jones seems to be still missing. At least, to the best of my knowledge, he has failed to show up for work for nearly a week. Unless he is secretly not attending work on purpose, I am very worried for his safety. I have asked Miss Elizaveta to search around for him, but alas, we have come up empty-handed ( Read more... )

Friday, September 17, 2010
(4:01pm) Me:
Miss Elizaveta, please contact (xxx) 800-0990 and ask them to remove my name from the calling list. I have no interest in purchasing any of their products. Thank you.

(4:03pm) Me:
The sales rep's name was Rajiv, I believe. Thank you.

04.09.10And so Ludwig has departed from Liberty once again, taking Gilbert with him this time. The message he left was vague; a minor emergency had happened and they needed to go. Gilbert, I will not miss. But Ludwig didn't even take the time to say good-bye. Ach, whatever reason he had left in such urgency, I wish them both the best and hope to ( Read more... )

01.09.10

WANTED
HOUSEKEEPER TO START IMMEDIATELY!
MUST BE PUNCTUAL AND EFFICIENT. WILLING TO HELP A YOUNG MASTER OUT.
ABLE TO SPEAK GERMAN IS DESIRED BUT NOT NECESSARY.
SALARY NEGOTIABLE.

CONTACT: XXX-XXX-XXXX
ASK FOR CARRIE

Please by all means disregard the advertisement. I do not need a housekeeper. I really wish she would stop doing this ( Read more... )

[A series of text messages Roderich has received from his campaign manager today alone.]

From: Miss Carrie
Sent 8:43 AM, Aug 31
Are you up? I emailed the new platform outline to you. Read it and get back to me.

( Running for mayor is hard. )